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'Twas The Night Before... (Various Parody Snippets)

A snippet verse from various 'Twas The Night Before' Parodies.

'Twas the night before Christmas
when all through the land
all the writers were busy trying their hand
at penning a poem that would certainly make
everyone laugh 'til their funny bones ached . . .
With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, here are some funny parodies of "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" to get you laughing.

4 Funny "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" Parody Poems

These parodies will help bring some seasonal cheer! Includes "The Bill Collector", "Some Assembly Required", "Merry Catmas", and "Sunny Florida".


"Twas a Month Before Christmas" by Shawna Hickling"

Nov 26, 2020 — Twas a month before Christmas, and all through the town, People wore masks, that covered their frown. The frown had begun way back in the spring ...


"A Collection of 'Night Before Christmas' parodies" | Arizona Daily Star

Dec 24, 2019 — 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the state,. Not a snowflake was falling, our usual fate. The bikinis were hung by the poolside ...


"T'was the Night Before Christmas variations" | Appleseeds.org

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the town, St. Joseph was searching, walking up roads and down; Our Lady was waiting, so meek and so mild, While ...


"The Poems (We Think) We Know: 'The Night Before'" | Las Angeles Review Of Books

Dec 24, 2013 — Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!” As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the ...


"Christmas Poem, "Merry Christmas, My Friend" - MarineParents.com

I couldn't help wonder how many lay alone. on a cold Christmas Eve, in a land far from home. Just the very thought brought a tear to my eye. I dropped to ...


Humor Matters: Twas the Night Before Christmas Alternatives

“My belief is that we are going to eventually discover that the most dramatic health benefits of humor are not in laughter, but in the cognitive and emotional


‘Twas the Night Before Thrifting | ThriftDiving

‘Twas the night before thrifting, when all through the house, Not an outfit needed washing, not even a blouse; The laundry was folded by the dryer with care, ...


Crafter’s Night Before Christmas | MyDesignsInTheChaos

Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house, Not an order was waiting and I could finally talk to my spouse. The packages had been mailed with tracking numbers and all, In hopes that the post office wouldn’t drop the ball...


‘Twas the Night Before Christmas…with 3 Kids



These post come from the TODAY Parenting Team and PleaseBringCoffee.com. (Archived)


"Twas the Night Before Christmas Parody" | ToddlerApocalypse.com (Archived)

A funny version from a Dad with a toddler. Copyright, 2012. All Rights Reserved.
    Twas the night before Christmas,
    and all through the house…
    I got so excited I slam dunked my spouse!...


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