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Tuesday, June 30, 2026

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The Australian "Twelve Days of Christmas"

The Twelve Days of Christmas (1992) written by June Williams  illustrated by John McIntosh

This clever poem and adapted verse of the well-known carol tell the tale of a fellow in Australia who receives a great variety of animals from his true love during the twelve days of Christmas.

Emu, Galahs, Jabirus, Kookaburra, Kangaroo, Platypus, Koala, Possums, Wombats, Lizards, Numbats, Parrots,

These are the lyrics to the Australian Twelve Days of Christmas, a popular Down Under variation of the traditional carol.

Here is the full list from your image:
  • 1: An emu up a gum tree
  • 2: Two pink galahs
  • 3: Three jabirus
  • 4: Four kookaburras
  • 5: Five kangaroos
  • 6: Six platypuses
  • 7: Seven koalas climbing
  • 8: Eight possums playing
  • 9: Nine wombats working
  • 10: Ten lizards leaping
  • 11: Eleven numbats nagging
  • 12: Twelve parrots prattling

"12 Days of Christmas" Aussie version read by Grandma's Storytime  

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Tuesday, December 23, 2025

LazsRealm

Zodiac Cat ~ A Christmas Poem


Celebrate the holidays with a whimsical poem
 that blends astrology with feline chaos, perfect for any cat lover.


The twelve signs gather 'round the tree,
To see what Santa Paws will see.
But cats don't care for mystic signs,
They only care for tinsel lines!

Aries starts the midnight fight,
Attacking baubles left and right.
Taurus sleeps beneath the bough,
And wakes to demand his dinner now.

Gemini dashes through the halls,
Knocking stockings off the walls.
Cancer cuddles by the fire,
Watching the flames grow ever higher.

Leo climbs the spruce so grand,
The brightest star in all the land.
Virgo grooms their paws so neat,
And leaves hairballs right at your feet.

Libra weighs the glass tree balls,
Then bats them 'til they crash and fall.
Scorpio hides inside a box,
And ambushes your knitted socks.

Sagittarius yowls into the night,
Batting the lights that sparkle bright.
Capricorn gives the famous glare,
Staring down from Santa's chair.

Aquarius chews the floral plants,
While Pisces does a sleepy dance.
No matter which sign they are told,
They're rulers of the household!
zodiac kitty ornaments by kittensgivestitches

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Friday, December 19, 2025

LazsRealm

The twelve days of a Muppet Christmas

"Get into the holiday spirit with the Muppets as they count down to Christmas with friends-a-singing, fruitcakes flying, pine trees running amok, and ... a chicken in a pine tree! This Muppet twist to a classic carol will have you singing long after the holidays are over"--Page 4 of cover.

  The twelve days of a Muppet Christmas
and a chicken in a pine tree

Written by Martha T. Ottersley illustrated by Amy Mebberson
First published in 2012 by Disney/LB Kids
Preview - Read online free @ OpenLibrary
YouTube Read Aloud     

John Denver & The Muppets - 12 Days of Christmas 

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The famous Muppet rendition of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" is a chaotic, hilarious holiday staple. Originally featured on their 1979 album A Christmas Together with John Denver, the song features iconic characters repeatedly missing their cues, interrupting each other, and struggling with the "five golden rings".
The Cast of Characters
Each Muppet gets their moment to shine as the days progress, complete with their signature antics: 
  • Partridge in a Pear Tree: Kermit the Frog
  • Two Turtle Doves: Miss Piggy
  • Three French Hens: Floyd Pepper, Janice, and Zoot (The Electric Mayhem)Four Calling Birds: Fozzie Bear, Beaker, The Swedish Chef, and Statler & Waldorf
  • Five Golden Rings: Miss Piggy (who insists on belting out this specific line repeatedly)
  • Six Geese-a-Laying: Gonzo
  • Seven Swans-a-Swimming: The Swedish Chef
  • Eight Maids-a-Milking: Animal
  • Nine Ladies Dancing: The Great Gonzo and his chickens
  • Ten Lords-a-Leaping: Rowlf the Dog
  • Eleven Pipers Piping: Dr. Teeth
  • Twelve Drummers Drumming: Animal (who famously breaks the fourth wall)


Source: GoodReads 

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Friday, December 12, 2025

LazsRealm

12 Days of Christmas Mega-List

Variations of the beloved 12 Days of Christmas Mega-List

Twelve Days with David Price

A Coffee Lover's Christmas - A Partridge in an Arabica Tree - Two Hipster Baristas - Three French Roasts - Four Foam Masterpieces - Five Golden Beans - Six Zombies Waiting - Seven Shots a-Steaming - Eight Aromas Enticing - Nine Contraptions Brewing - Ten Favorite Mugs a-Filling - Eleven Laptops Glowing - Twelve Large Half-Soy Non-Fat Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double Shot Gingerbread Lattes

A Golfer's Christmas - A Partridge on a Par Three - Two Dropped Birdies - Three Golf Carts - Four Searching Duffers - Five Golden Trophies - Six Ragers Throwing - Seven Windows Breaking - Eight Old Boys Dealing - Nine Holes a-Shrinking - Ten Divots Flying - Eleven Galleries Gawking - Twelve Golf Balls Hiding

A BBQ Lover's Christmas ~ A Partridge in a Pear Glaze ~ Two Dueling Pitmasters ~ Three Fat Sausages ~ Four Grilling Birds ~ Five Glowing Briquettes ~ Six Ribs a-Glazing ~ Seven Steaks a-Sizzling ~ Eight Briskets Basking ~ Nine Types of Wood Smoking ~ Ten Secret Spices a-Hiding ~ Eleven Pulled Pork Piles Piping ~ Twelve Smokers Smoking.

A Wine Lover's Christmas - A Pinot in a Pear Tree - Two Toasting Friends - Three French Blends - Four Hearty Cabernets - Five Golden Sauternes - Six Corkscrews Turning - Seven Sommeliers a-Serving - Eight Charming Chardonnays - Nine Vines a-Winding - Ten Crushers Crushing - Eleven Casks a-Corking - Twelve Snobs Sniffing

An Art Lover's Christmas - A Partridge in a Pear Tree, mixed media - Two Picasso Doves - Three French Men - Four Calling Bids - Five Golden Haystacks - Six Ladies Smiling - Seven Starving Artists - Eight Andy Warhols - Nine Degas Dancers - Ten Docents “DON’T”ing - Eleven Opening Nighters Sipping - Twelve Abstracts Eluding

A Garden Lover's Christmas - A Partridge in a Pared Tree - Two Gardening Gloves - Three French Beans - Four Sprawling Herbs - Five Golden Rays - Six Seedlings Sprouting - Seven Snails a-Sliming - Eight Hoses Kinking - Nine Dewdrops Dancing - Ten Blossoms Blooming - Eleven Wheelbarrows Rolling - Twelve Plants a-Propagating

A Beer Lover's Christmas - A Partride in a Pint Glass - Two Brewmasters - Three French Biere de Garde - Four % ABV - Five golden Ales - Six Barley Fields Growing - Seven IPAs Hopping - Eight Steins Clinking - Nine Bar Maids Bringing - Ten Cans a-Crushing - Eleven Loggers Drinking Lagers - Twelve Trappist Ales a-Tapping

A Family Christmas - A Partridge in a Tilting Christmas tree - Two Early Risers - Three Tasteless Sweaters - Four Added Pounds - Five Golden Eggnogs - Six Seniors Recollecting - Seven Pets a-Peeing - Eight Wreaths a-Wilting - Nine Naughty Kids Conniving - Ten Shoppers a-Leaping - Eleven Carolers Crooning - Twelve Fruitcakes Lurking

A Football Lover's Christmas - A Partridge Watching TV - Two Point Conversions - Three Benched Men - Four Calling Refs - Five Golden Rings - Six Instant Replays - Seven Fans a-Cheering - Eight End Zone Dances - Nine Ladies Dancing - Ten Receivers Leaping - Eleven Monday Morning Quarterbacks - Twelve Tanked-up Tailgaters

A Senior's Christmas - A Partridge in an RV - Two His-and-Hers Chairs - Three (hundred and sixty five) Casual Days - Four Early Birds - Five Golden Watches - Six Husbands In The Way - Seven Spoiled Grandkids - Eight Gardens Growing - Nine Knees a-Hurting - Ten Nappers Sleeping - Eleven Golfers Whacking - Twelve Paunches Hanging

A Food Lover's Christmas - A Partridge in a Pear Sauce - Two Turtle Soups - Three French Chefs - Four Cooking Blogs - Five Golden Wings - Six Subtle Sauces - Seven Sticks of Butter - Eight Artisanal Cheeses - Nine Ladies Cooking - Ten Wine Stewards Leaping - Eleven Pastry Chefs Piping - Twelve Lobsters a-Lunging

A Modern Art Lover's Christmas - Picasso in a Pear Tree - Two Arthur Doves - Three French Men - Four Multicolored Marilyns - Five Golden Sunflowers - Six Installations Replaying - Seven Calders Spinning - Eight Dali Clocks Melting - Nine Degas Dancers - Ten Galleristas Schmoozing - Eleven Pollocks Dripping - Twelve Christos Covering

A Shakespeare Lover's Christmas - A Bard in a Pear Tree - Two Star-Crossed Lovers - Three Friends, Romans, and Countrymen - Four Sweet Sonnets - Five Golden Rings Glistering - Six Men and Women Merely Playing - Seven Green-Eyed Monsters - Eight Noblewomen Getting to a Nunn’ry - Nine Ladies Protesting Too Much - Ten Lords a-Leaping - Eleven Ghosts a-Haunting - Twelfth Night Deceptions

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Wednesday, December 3, 2025

LazsRealm

The Australian Twelve Days of Christmas _~ by Michael Salmon

The illustrations are bright and funny.

The Australian Twelve Days of Christmas 
Author/Illustrator: Michael Salmon
Publisher: PAR Productions (Peter Anthill-Rose & Associates)
Location: Castle Hill, New South Wales, Australia
Copyright Date: 1988

Aussie representation of Christmas: the beach, summer, the ocean, gum trees instead of pine trees - these are the things which characterise an Aussie Christmas. It's Christmas down-under and Australia's iconic animals are set to party. Twelve possums playing, eleven lizards leaping ... six sharks a-surfing, and a kookaburra in a gum tree. Kookaburras, galahs, kangaroos, dingoes and many others sing the classic rhyme as only they can. Readers are treated to Michael Salmon's zany illustrations with sharks go a-surfin', possums playing, dingoes dancing and wombats washing.

The lyrics shown on the page are:
  • 12 possums playing
  • 11 lizards leaping
  • 10 wombats washing
  • 9 crocs a-snoozing
  • 8 dingos dancing
  • 7 emus laying
  • 6 sharks a-surfing
  • 5 kangaroos
  • 4 lyrebirds
  • 3 wet galahs
  • 2 snakes on skis
  • And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

Bedtime Story S2024 E055 + Michael Salmon (Author) Read Along
https://www.ebay.com/itm/389505495693 , Amazon

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Monday, December 1, 2025

LazsRealm

The Innkeepers Wife

How could this be for a babe to be born,
Where the animals feed and it's not even warm?
I begged and I pleaded, yet not a person was swayed
To give up a room for the poor little babe.

So there he now lays, this poor little stranger,
Swaddled in cloths and laid in a manger.
And his sweet mother Mary… you should see her kind face…
A woman serene and so full of grace!



The shepherds that came in the black of the night--
On their lips was the name of the cute little sprite…
They called him Blessed Redeemer…Emmanuel-
And wonderful tidings they continue to tell!



Heavenly angels and a bright guiding star,
Came from the East to where we are now,
It shines a bright path for wayfaring men,
To the dearest and best of all Bethlehem…

I will wonder and ponder this strangest event,
For I, too believe this babes heaven sent…
The Messiah and Savior in my feeding trough?
Somehow… I know…he'll be enough!


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