Christmas Poops And Soups - DIY Crafts

24 Days of Christmas Poops And Soups Looking for a fun and unique gift? Make one of these silly gag gifts for someone. The suggestions will appear in this window for printing on a white background. Just highlight the suggested poem and copy to wordpad or another program for easy printing purposes if desired. Links will open in iframe below Poops And Soups Introduction Day 1 Snowman Poop Day 2 Reindeer Day 3 Penguin Day 4 Grinch Day 5 Santa's Key Day 6 Moose Day 7 Elf Droppings Day 8 Xmas Mice Day 9 Snowman Soup Day 10 GingerMan Day 11 Angels Day 12 *Special Tags Bag Toppers Day 13 Candy Canes Day 14 Guy Gifts Day 15 Dustpan Cookies Day 16 Just 4 Girls Day 17 Candy Train Day 18 Bird Fun Day 19 Day 20 Kisses Day 21 Day 22 Day 23 Day 24 Toilet Paper Day 25 A Priceless Gift Asst'd Gag Gifts More Goodies Site content Created 2001 * Revised 2026 by LazsRealm * All Rights Reserved Reload Page Holiday Home https://web.archive.org/web/20151120013126/http://laz614.angelcities.com/holiday/christmas/crafts.html

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12 Days of ALTERNATIVE Christmas Gifts

12 Days of Christmas Gag Gift A great gift idea shared by GaeylS and Sherri Osborn, former About.com Guide This is a great gift idea, especially if you have a secret Santa. You present the suggested gift along with the printed verse each day for 12 days! I have even created free printable tags you can use. Of course, you should feel free to make up your own verses and I have even included a blank gift tag you can use. ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you - a partridge in a pear tree... Sorry, but I couldn't find the partridge so I am giving you some pears from the tree the partridge flew away from. (Leave note along with a can of pears or a few fresh pears.) 1st Day of Christmas Printable Tag ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you - two turtle doves... Unfortunately, I don't have any, will candy turtles on a bar of Dove soap do? • (Leave note along with a box of turtle candy and a bar of Dove soap.) • 2nd Day of Christmas Printable Tag ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you - three French hens... The French hens were not available, so I'm giving you some chicken noodle soup, compliments of the three French hens. • (Leave note along with a can -or 3 cans- of chicken noodle soup.) • 3rd Day of Christmas Printable Tag ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you - four calling birds... I can't find those calling birds, but here are four messages they left for you before they flew off. • (Leave note along with four messages describing what a wonderful person the gift recipient is.) • 4th Day of Christmas Printable Tag ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you - five golden rings... Sorry, I'm too poor to buy five real gold rings, but will some golden pineapple rings suffice? • (Leave note along with a can of pineapple rings.) • 5th Day of Christmas Printable Tag ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you - six geese a laying... You don't really want messy geese all over the house do you? How about some of the eggs they left behind? • (Leave note along with six eggs.) • 6th Day of Christmas Printable Tag ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you - seven swans a swimming... All of the swans have flown south for the winter, but here are some of the bubbles they used while they were swimming. • (Leave note along with a bottle of bubble bath.) • 7th Day of Christmas Printable Tag ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you - eight maids a milking... Here's some milk I got from the eight maids - we think they must have been milking some brown cows! • (Leave note along with carton of chocolate milk.) • 8th Day of Christmas Printable Tag ON THE NINTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you - nine ladies dancing... Here are some canes used by the ladies to help they walk home after they were out dancing all night. • (Leave note along with a box of candy canes.) • 9th Day of Christmas Printable Tag ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you - ten Lords-a-leapin'... After the Lords get done leapin', this is what they use for their sore muscles. • (Leave note along with a tube of Ben-gay or other soothing lotion.) • 10th Day of Christmas Printable Tag ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you - eleven pipers piping... Here's a pipe of your own, have fun and don't blow the whole day! • (Leave note along with a bottle of bubbles and bubble pipe.) • 11th Day of Christmas Printable Tag ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you - twelve drummers drumming... No drummers, we thought you could use some quiet time so here is a special treat we drummed up for you so relax and enjoy. • (Leave note along with some homemade cookies or other treats.) • 12th Day of Christmas Printable Tag Again, if you would like to print out a blank Christmas tag, you can find one here. You can also view all the tags in this gallery. Christmas Printable Projects [Archived] Thanks For Visiting

A Funny 12 Days of Christmas + Alternative Gifts

A Funny 12 Days of Christmas Click on the buttons to open the collapsible content. ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you - a partridge in a pear tree... Sorry, but I couldn't find the partridge so I am giving you some pears from the tree the partridge flew away from... 1st Day of Christmas Printable Tag - Print out this tag and give it as a gift along with a can of pears or a few fresh pears. This is fun if you leave this as a surprise gift for someone to find. Pear Beaded Safety Pin - Use this free pattern to make beaded safety pin jewelry. Stitch a Pear Trio - This free 'Pear Trio' needlepoint pattern from Cheryl Fall is just what your walls needed. Pear Diamonds Painted Card - Tina Jones shows us how to create this colorful card from start to finish. How to Draw a Pear - Learn how to do a realistic drawing of a pear. Holiday Pear Quilt - Create a pear quilt as a holiday gift or just to spruce up the place. Pear Butter Recipe - How about whipping up a batch of this pear butter and wrapping it as a special gift. Pear Pie Recipe - Make and give this delicious spiced pear pie. Delicious Pear Bread - Make a loaf or two of fresh pear bread to give. Pear Tart Recipe - How about printing out this recipe and giving it along with some pears! Next we are on to The Second Day Of Christmas... ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS your true love gave to you - two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Unfortunately, I don't have any turtle doves, will one of these do? 2nd Day of Christmas Printable Tag - Print out this tag and give it as a gift along with a box of turtle candy and a bar of Dove soap. This is fun if you leave this as a surprise gift for someone to find. Dove Beaded Safety Pin - Use this free pattern to make beaded safety pin jewelry. Turtle Beaded Safety Pin - Use this free pattern to make beaded safety pin jewelry. Paper Plate Bird - Why not create your own dove craft using a paper plate. Make a CD Turtle - Find out how to make a turtle using a CD and a few other supplies. Paper Bowl Turtle - You can create a fun turtle craft using a paper bowl. Draw a Turtle - Learn how to draw a turtle and give your picture as a gift. Turtle Puzzles - Download and share these turtle related puzzles. Turtle Candy Recipe - Make these tasty turtle candies to eat and give! Turtle Cake Recipe - Bake a turtle cake to share. What surprises does the The Third Day Of Christmas hold? ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS ........ ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS ........ ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS ........ ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS ........ ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS ........ ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS ........ ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS ........ ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS ........ ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS ........ ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS ........ 12 Days of Christmas Gag Gift A great gift idea complete with printable gift tags. Related Articles Twelve Days of Christmas for Friends The 12 Days of Laundry Gifts for Christmas - Gifts for the Laundry Room Countdown to Christmas 2011 With the 25 Days of Christmas - Day 1 HTML Source: About.com - W3Schools Accordian Animate Mozilla Note: HTML Accordian Script for a single view section at a time you will need to replace - Example - with the word Example Thanks For Visiting

Riddle Me This - Christmas Carols

Name the carols described in each riddle 1. Oh, member of the round table with missing areas = Oh Holy Night 2. Boulder of the tinkling metal spheres = Jingle Bell Rock 3. Vehicular homicide was committed on Dad's mom by a precipitous darling = Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer 4. Wanted in December: top forward incisors = All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth 5. The apartment of two psychiatrists = The Nutcracker Suite 6. The lad is a diminutive percussionist = Little Drummer Boy 7. Sir Lancelot with laryngitis = Silent Night 8. Decorate the entryways = Deck the Halls 9. Cup-shaped instruments fashioned of a whitish metallic element = Silver Bells 10. Oh small Israel urban center = Oh Little Town of Bethlehem 11. Far off in a haybin = Away in a Manger 12. We are Kong, Lear, and Nat Cole = We Three Kings 13. Duodecimal enumeration of the passage of the yuletide season = The Twelve Days of Christmas 14. Leave and broadcast from an elevation = Go Tell It on the Mountain 15. Our fervent hope is that you thoroughly enjoy your yuletide season = We Wish You a Merry Christmas 16. Listen, the winged heavenly messengers are proclaiming tunefully = Hark the Herald Angels Sing 17. As the guardians of the woolly animals protected their charges in the dark hours = Shepherds Watched Their Flocks By Night 18. I beheld a trio of nautical vessels moving in this direction = I Saw Three Ships 19. Jubilation to the entire terrestrial globe = Joy to the World 20. Do you perceive the same vibrations which stimulate my auditory sense organ? = Do You Hear What I Hear? 21. A joyful song of reverence relative to hollow metallic vessels which vibrate and bring forth a ringing sound when struck = Carol of the Bells 22. Parent was observed osculating a red-coated unshaven teamster = I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus 23. May the Deity bestow an absence of fatigue to mild male humans = God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 24. Rose-colored uncouth dolf is aware of the nature of precipitation, darling = Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Find more Christmas Riddles at BrainCandy Thanks For Visiting

Twas the Night Before Christmas: NFL 2010 Edition

A humorous holiday-themed poem titled "'Twas the Night Before Christmas: NFL 2010 Edition" created by danchan22 on Reddit 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the league, Eight division races were filled with intrigue. The teams were all fighting, each set to declare That the Lombardi trophy soon would be theirs. New England was nestled all snug in first place, While New York was doing their best to keep pace, The Dolphins were winning (just not when at home), Look how much Fitzpatrick's neckbeard has grown! Atlanta was winning behind Matty Ice, The Panthers had only beaten teams twice, Tampa would win if they were in the West, New Orleans continued their Super Bowl quest, Houston was watching their playoff dreams shatter, While Jacksonville didn't know what was the matter, Indy continued their postseason dash, While Tennessee's season continued to crash. The Redskins and Shanahan made their fans sick, The Eagles were winning behind Michael Vick, Dallas's season had been such a shame, If the Giants don't make it, Matt Dodge is to blame, Matt Cassel was winning out in Kansas City, The Broncos were losing and it wasn't pretty, Oakland was back (though it wasn't enough), The road for the Chargers was going to be tough, The NFC West was led by the Rams, Though it could be stolen by 9-loss San Fran, The Cardinals were bad, just about the worst, But at least they weren't starting Charlie Whitehurst, With 10 wins, the Ravens were still in the mix, Carson in Cincy couldn't stop throwing picks, Fans up in Pittsburgh thought this was their year, Colt McCoy gave the Browns reason to cheer, Chicago had 10 wins, but no one believed, Green Bay was hoping for a number 6 seed, The Lions had doubled their wins from last season, The Vikings were worse, and Favre was the reason. With the snow outside falling, just two weeks remaining, Most teams' playoff hopes were suddenly waning, But to those dreaming still of the big game tonight, "Happy Playoffs to all, and to all a fair fight!" [Enlarge Image] About the Image • Origin: Posted to the r/nfl subreddit in December 2010 during the 2010 NFL regular season. • Content: Reimagines the classic Christmas poem to summarize the state of all NFL divisions, teams, and notable players (such as Matt Ryan, Michael Vick, and Ryan Fitzpatrick) at that point in the season. Thanks For Visiting

12 Days of Christmas in Alaska

"The Twelve Days of Christmas in Alaska" typically refers to popular regional parodies of the classic holiday song or the children's companion book Alaska's 12 Days of Summer. These festive Alaskan adaptations swap traditional English lyrics for iconic northern wildlife and winter wilderness themes. AN ALASKAN CHRISTMAS A Partridge in a Parka Two Jumping Orcas Three Inuit Totems Four Hiding Halibut Five Golden 3pm Sunsets Six Denali Peaks Discerning Seven Fishing Boats a-Rocking Eight Moose a-Munching Nine Northern Lights Dancing Ten Fur Rondy Racers Running Eleven Reindeer Sightings Twelve Glaciers Crawling Artists: David Price North Star Elementry in Kodiak. Here are the lyrics: On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A Ptarmigan in a Spruce Tree Two Halibut Three Tanner Crabs Four Bald Eagles Five Fishermen Six Salmon Jumping Seven Bears A-Fishing Eight Seals A-Barking Nine Deer A-Leaping Ten Otters Swimming Eleven Magpies Singing Twelve Puffins Flying An Alaskan-themed variation of the traditional holiday song, "The Twelve Days of Christmas. "On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 1 caribou in a deep freeze; 2 ptarmigan; 3 spruce hens; 4 beluga whales; 5 mal-a-mutes; 6 bears a-fishing; 7 seals a-barking; 8 moose a-running; 9 Cheechakoes grabbing; 10 sourdoughs panning; 11 reindeer prancing; 12 salmon jumping. Also see these "Alaskan Twelve Days of Christmas" by Cedar Sanderson (Dec 2, 2018) Twelve Days of Christmas - Alaskan Style! YouTube From the recording by JoAnne and Monty An Alaska Christmas Where to Experience Christmas in Alaska North Pole, Alaska: Located just a 20-minute drive outside of Fairbanks, featuring year-round Christmas-themed streets (like Candy Cane Lane) and the famous Santa Claus House. Thanks For Visiting