If you eat dozens of chocolates quickly, the constant motion might help burn a few calories!
Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage cause calorie leakage!
If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out!
If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate, and Sara Lee Cheesecake
Repeat multiple times "I am not fat, I am caloriccally gifted"
Anything consumed while standing has no calories. This due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass
When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount.
Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage causes calorie leakage.
If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count.
If you eat standing up the calories all go to your feet and get walked off.
Food eaten at Christmas parties has no calories, courtesy of Santa.
Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because they are a part of the entertainment experience and not part of one's personal fuel.
and most importantly, always remember
STRESSED spelled backwards=DESSERTS
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