A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
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A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
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A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year long.
A Christmas tree is always erect.Even small ones give satisfaction
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A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
It looks good - even with the lights on.
And last but not least...
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your car.
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