Twelve Days of Christmas Mail

On the twelfth day of Christmas my mailman brought to me: twelve bills demanding, eleven catalogs a selling, ten credit card offers, nine junk mail circulars, eight vacation deals, seven medical bills, six refinance rejections, FIVE SHUT OFF NOTICES, four long distance offers, three outrageous tax bills, two insurance suspension notices, and a huge credit card bill! "Twelve Days of Mail," written by Bobette Bryan, 2003 Thanks For Visiting