Twas The Night Before Chistmas at The Shelter…

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the town, every shelter is full ~ we are lost but not found. Our numbers are hung on our kennels so bare, we hope every minute that someone will care. They'll come to adopt us and give us the call, "come here, Max and Sparkie ~ come fetch your new ball!" But now we just sit here and think of the days..... we were treated so fondly...we had baby ways. Once we were little, then we grew and we grew ~ now we're no longer young, and we're no longer new. So out the back door we were thrown like trash, they reacted so quickly ~ why were they so rash? We "jump on the children," "don't come when they call", we "bark when they leave us," "climb over the wall." We should have been neutered, we should have been spayed, now we suffer the consequence of the error they made. If only they'd trained us, if only we knew... we'd have done what they asked us and worshipped them, too. We were left in back yard, or worse ~ left to roam... now we're tired and lonely and out of a home. They dropped us off here and they kissed us good-by.... "Maybe someone else will give you a try." So now here we are, all confused and alone.... in a shelter with others who long for a home. The kind workers come through with a meal and a pat, with so many to care for, they can't stay to chat. They move to the next kennel, giving each of us cheer.... we know that they wonder how long we'll be here. We lay down to sleep and sweet dreams fill our heads.... of a home filled with love and our own cozy beds. Then we wake to see sad eyes, brimming with tears. our friends filled with emptiness, worry and fear. If you can't adopt us and there's no room at your inn ~ could you help with the bills and fill our food bin? We count on your kindness each day of the year... can you give more than hope to everyone here? Thanks For Visiting

Christmas Poops And Soups - DIY Crafts

Discover 25 Christmas crafts and Snowman poops & Soups poem ideas 24 Days of Christmas Poops And Soups Looking for a fun and unique gift? Make one of these silly gag gifts for someone. The suggestions will appear in this window for printing on a white background. Just highlight the suggested poem and copy to wordpad or another program for easy printing purposes if desired. Links will open in iframe below Poops And Soups Introduction Day 1 Snowman Poop Day 2 Reindeer Day 3 Penguin Day 4 Grinch Day 5 Santa's Key Day 6 Moose Day 7 Elf Droppings Day 8 Xmas Mice Day 9 Snowman Soup Day 10 GingerMan Day 11 Angels Day 12 *Special Tags Bag Toppers Day 13 Candy Canes Day 14 Guy Gifts Day 15 Dustpan Cookies Day 16 Just 4 Girls Day 17 Candy Train Day 18 Bird Fun Day 19 Day 20 Kisses Day 21 Day 22 Day 23 Day 24 Toilet Paper Day 25 A Priceless Gift Asst'd Gag Gifts More Goodies Site content Created 2001 * Revised 2026 by LazsRealm * All Rights Reserved Reload Page Christmas Holiday Home [Archived] [Archived] LazsRealm Of Holiday Crafts

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A Funny 12 Days of Christmas + Alternative Gifts

FOR THE NEXT TWELVE DAYS AS CHRISTMAS DRAWS NEAR... TWELVE TREATS WE GIVE TO YOU TO BRING YOU SOME HOLIDAY CHEER ONE TREAT A DAY NO MORE, NO LESS, EACH ONE IS DELICIOUS AS YOU VERY WELL CAN GUESS ALONG WITH THESE TREATS THAT WILL BRING YOU DELIGHT, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A NEW YEAR THAT'S BRIGHT! View thee Original Poem Tag from TBaxterShop on Etsy or this Tag A Funny 12 Days of Christmas Click on the Numbered Days + or - to open the collapsible content. ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you - a partridge in a pear tree... Sorry, but I couldn't find the partridge so I am giving you some pears from the tree the partridge flew away from... 1st Day of Christmas Printable Tag - Print out this tag and give it as a gift along with a can of pears or a few fresh pears. This is fun if you leave this as a surprise gift for someone to find. Pear Beaded Safety Pin - Use this free pattern to make beaded safety pin jewelry. Stitch a Pear Trio - This free 'Pear Trio' needlepoint pattern from Cheryl Fall is just what your walls needed. Pear Diamonds Painted Card - Tina Jones shows us how to create this colorful card from start to finish. How to Draw a Pear - Learn how to do a realistic drawing of a pear. Holiday Pear Quilt - Create a pear quilt as a holiday gift or just to spruce up the place. Pear Butter Recipe - How about whipping up a batch of this pear butter and wrapping it as a special gift. Pear Pie Recipe - Make and give this delicious spiced pear pie. Delicious Pear Bread - Make a loaf or two of fresh pear bread to give. Pear Tart Recipe - How about printing out this recipe and giving it along with some pears! Next we are on to The Second Day Of Christmas... ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS your true love gave to you - two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Unfortunately, I don't have any turtle doves, will one of these do? 2nd Day of Christmas Printable Tag - Print out this tag and give it as a gift along with a box of turtle candy and a bar of Dove soap. This is fun if you leave this as a surprise gift for someone to find. Dove Beaded Safety Pin - Use this free pattern to make beaded safety pin jewelry. Turtle Beaded Safety Pin - Use this free pattern to make beaded safety pin jewelry. Paper Plate Bird - Why not create your own dove craft using a paper plate. Make a CD Turtle - Find out how to make a turtle using a CD and a few other supplies. Paper Bowl Turtle - You can create a fun turtle craft using a paper bowl. Draw a Turtle - Learn how to draw a turtle and give your picture as a gift. Turtle Puzzles - Download and share these turtle related puzzles. Turtle Candy Recipe - Make these tasty turtle candies to eat and give! Turtle Cake Recipe - Bake a turtle cake to share. What surprises does the The Third Day Of Christmas hold? ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS ........ ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS ........ ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS ........ ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS ........ ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS ........ ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS ........ ON THE NINTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS ........ ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS ........ ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS ........ ON THE TWELTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS ........ 12 Days of Christmas Gag Gift A great gift idea complete with printable gift tags. Related Articles Twelve Days of Christmas for Friends The 12 Days of Laundry Gifts for Christmas - Gifts for the Laundry Room Countdown to Christmas 2011 With the 25 Days of Christmas - Day 1 12 Days of Christmas Secret Santa Gift Ideas Twelve Days of Christmas for Friends Random Acts of Kindness Beginning Christmas Day HTML Source: About.com - W3Schools Accordian Animate Mozilla HTML Note: HTML Accordian Script for a single view section at a time you will need to replace - Example - with the word Example Images from PennyParker Thanks For Visiting

Riddle Me This - Christmas Carols

Name the carols described in each riddle 1. Oh, member of the round table with missing areas = Oh Holy Night 2. Boulder of the tinkling metal spheres = Jingle Bell Rock 3. Vehicular homicide was committed on Dad's mom by a precipitous darling = Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer 4. Wanted in December: top forward incisors = All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth 5. The apartment of two psychiatrists = The Nutcracker Suite 6. The lad is a diminutive percussionist = Little Drummer Boy 7. Sir Lancelot with laryngitis = Silent Night 8. Decorate the entryways = Deck the Halls 9. Cup-shaped instruments fashioned of a whitish metallic element = Silver Bells 10. Oh small Israel urban center = Oh Little Town of Bethlehem 11. Far off in a haybin = Away in a Manger 12. We are Kong, Lear, and Nat Cole = We Three Kings 13. Duodecimal enumeration of the passage of the yuletide season = The Twelve Days of Christmas 14. Leave and broadcast from an elevation = Go Tell It on the Mountain 15. Our fervent hope is that you thoroughly enjoy your yuletide season = We Wish You a Merry Christmas 16. Listen, the winged heavenly messengers are proclaiming tunefully = Hark the Herald Angels Sing 17. As the guardians of the woolly animals protected their charges in the dark hours = Shepherds Watched Their Flocks By Night 18. I beheld a trio of nautical vessels moving in this direction = I Saw Three Ships 19. Jubilation to the entire terrestrial globe = Joy to the World 20. Do you perceive the same vibrations which stimulate my auditory sense organ? = Do You Hear What I Hear? 21. A joyful song of reverence relative to hollow metallic vessels which vibrate and bring forth a ringing sound when struck = Carol of the Bells 22. Parent was observed osculating a red-coated unshaven teamster = I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus 23. May the Deity bestow an absence of fatigue to mild male humans = God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 24. Rose-colored uncouth dolf is aware of the nature of precipitation, darling = Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Find more Christmas Riddles at BrainCandy Thanks For Visiting

Twas the Night Before Christmas: NFL 2010 Edition

A humorous holiday-themed poem titled "'Twas the Night Before Christmas: NFL 2010 Edition" created by danchan22 on Reddit 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the league, Eight division races were filled with intrigue. The teams were all fighting, each set to declare That the Lombardi trophy soon would be theirs. New England was nestled all snug in first place, While New York was doing their best to keep pace, The Dolphins were winning (just not when at home), Look how much Fitzpatrick's neckbeard has grown! Atlanta was winning behind Matty Ice, The Panthers had only beaten teams twice, Tampa would win if they were in the West, New Orleans continued their Super Bowl quest, Houston was watching their playoff dreams shatter, While Jacksonville didn't know what was the matter, Indy continued their postseason dash, While Tennessee's season continued to crash. The Redskins and Shanahan made their fans sick, The Eagles were winning behind Michael Vick, Dallas's season had been such a shame, If the Giants don't make it, Matt Dodge is to blame, Matt Cassel was winning out in Kansas City, The Broncos were losing and it wasn't pretty, Oakland was back (though it wasn't enough), The road for the Chargers was going to be tough, The NFC West was led by the Rams, Though it could be stolen by 9-loss San Fran, The Cardinals were bad, just about the worst, But at least they weren't starting Charlie Whitehurst, With 10 wins, the Ravens were still in the mix, Carson in Cincy couldn't stop throwing picks, Fans up in Pittsburgh thought this was their year, Colt McCoy gave the Browns reason to cheer, Chicago had 10 wins, but no one believed, Green Bay was hoping for a number 6 seed, The Lions had doubled their wins from last season, The Vikings were worse, and Favre was the reason. With the snow outside falling, just two weeks remaining, Most teams' playoff hopes were suddenly waning, But to those dreaming still of the big game tonight, "Happy Playoffs to all, and to all a fair fight!" [Enlarge Image] About the Image • Origin: Posted to the r/nfl subreddit in December 2010 during the 2010 NFL regular season. • Content: Reimagines the classic Christmas poem to summarize the state of all NFL divisions, teams, and notable players (such as Matt Ryan, Michael Vick, and Ryan Fitzpatrick) at that point in the season. Thanks For Visiting