Tuesday, December 10, 2024

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'Twas a Viking Christmas (Football Version)

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the Dome
All the Viking fans were wishing
For a playoff game at home

With Pepper at the helm
and the 'steal of the draft'
The doubters asked if we'll win
Randy Moss just laughed

Chicago was only a fluke
In case you hadn't heard
We *will* be in post-season
Our victory is assured.

We won't take 'zona lightly
Make no mistake
This game will reveal
Whether we're real or fake.

We'll travel to 'zona and win
To enter the post-season fight
Merry Christmas to all
And to all, good night!

(Don't worry - I won't quit my day job - LOL)
    Author: Fredrick & Ivy
    Email: w010478@airmail.net
    Date: 1998/12/29
    Forums: alt.fairs.renaissance


Also see Mossman Caroles 2004 Version


Nov 13, 2024 - Watch: The Vikings put their own hilarious spin on: ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas’ The team incorporated every offensive linemen into the story.

The team did an amazing job plugging in players and head coach Mike Zimmer into the story. However the highlight was when they listed off all the offensive linemen Minnesota has gone through this season:

“With a tough old driver, so stern and so grim, I knew in a moment, it must be coach Zim. More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, and he whistled and shouted and called them by name: now Berger, now Boone, now Beavers, now Clemmings, now Sirles, now Kerin, now Easton, now Kalil, now Hill, now Long, now Smith (big exhale). To the of the prow to the top of wall. Now dash away, dash way, dash away all.”

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