Friday, December 12, 2025

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12 Days of Christmas Mega-List

Variations of the beloved 12 Days of Christmas Mega-List

Twelve Days with David Price

A Coffee Lover's Christmas - A Partridge in an Arabica Tree - Two Hipster Baristas - Three French Roasts - Four Foam Masterpieces - Five Golden Beans - Six Zombies Waiting - Seven Shots a-Steaming - Eight Aromas Enticing - Nine Contraptions Brewing - Ten Favorite Mugs a-Filling - Eleven Laptops Glowing - Twelve Large Half-Soy Non-Fat Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double Shot Gingerbread Lattes

A Golfer's Christmas - A Partridge on a Par Three - Two Dropped Birdies - Three Golf Carts - Four Searching Duffers - Five Golden Trophies - Six Ragers Throwing - Seven Windows Breaking - Eight Old Boys Dealing - Nine Holes a-Shrinking - Ten Divots Flying - Eleven Galleries Gawking - Twelve Golf Balls Hiding

A BBQ Lover's Christmas ~ A Partridge in a Pear Glaze ~ Two Dueling Pitmasters ~ Three Fat Sausages ~ Four Grilling Birds ~ Five Glowing Briquettes ~ Six Ribs a-Glazing ~ Seven Steaks a-Sizzling ~ Eight Briskets Basking ~ Nine Types of Wood Smoking ~ Ten Secret Spices a-Hiding ~ Eleven Pulled Pork Piles Piping ~ Twelve Smokers Smoking.

A Wine Lover's Christmas - A Pinot in a Pear Tree - Two Toasting Friends - Three French Blends - Four Hearty Cabernets - Five Golden Sauternes - Six Corkscrews Turning - Seven Sommeliers a-Serving - Eight Charming Chardonnays - Nine Vines a-Winding - Ten Crushers Crushing - Eleven Casks a-Corking - Twelve Snobs Sniffing

An Art Lover's Christmas - A Partridge in a Pear Tree, mixed media - Two Picasso Doves - Three French Men - Four Calling Bids - Five Golden Haystacks - Six Ladies Smiling - Seven Starving Artists - Eight Andy Warhols - Nine Degas Dancers - Ten Docents “DON’T”ing - Eleven Opening Nighters Sipping - Twelve Abstracts Eluding

A Garden Lover's Christmas - A Partridge in a Pared Tree - Two Gardening Gloves - Three French Beans - Four Sprawling Herbs - Five Golden Rays - Six Seedlings Sprouting - Seven Snails a-Sliming - Eight Hoses Kinking - Nine Dewdrops Dancing - Ten Blossoms Blooming - Eleven Wheelbarrows Rolling - Twelve Plants a-Propagating

A Beer Lover's Christmas - A Partride in a Pint Glass - Two Brewmasters - Three French Biere de Garde - Four % ABV - Five golden Ales - Six Barley Fields Growing - Seven IPAs Hopping - Eight Steins Clinking - Nine Bar Maids Bringing - Ten Cans a-Crushing - Eleven Loggers Drinking Lagers - Twelve Trappist Ales a-Tapping

A Family Christmas - A Partridge in a Tilting Christmas tree - Two Early Risers - Three Tasteless Sweaters - Four Added Pounds - Five Golden Eggnogs - Six Seniors Recollecting - Seven Pets a-Peeing - Eight Wreaths a-Wilting - Nine Naughty Kids Conniving - Ten Shoppers a-Leaping - Eleven Carolers Crooning - Twelve Fruitcakes Lurking

A Football Lover's Christmas - A Partridge Watching TV - Two Point Conversions - Three Benched Men - Four Calling Refs - Five Golden Rings - Six Instant Replays - Seven Fans a-Cheering - Eight End Zone Dances - Nine Ladies Dancing - Ten Receivers Leaping - Eleven Monday Morning Quarterbacks - Twelve Tanked-up Tailgaters

A Senior's Christmas - A Partridge in an RV - Two His-and-Hers Chairs - Three (hundred and sixty five) Casual Days - Four Early Birds - Five Golden Watches - Six Husbands In The Way - Seven Spoiled Grandkids - Eight Gardens Growing - Nine Knees a-Hurting - Ten Nappers Sleeping - Eleven Golfers Whacking - Twelve Paunches Hanging

A Food Lover's Christmas - A Partridge in a Pear Sauce - Two Turtle Soups - Three French Chefs - Four Cooking Blogs - Five Golden Wings - Six Subtle Sauces - Seven Sticks of Butter - Eight Artisanal Cheeses - Nine Ladies Cooking - Ten Wine Stewards Leaping - Eleven Pastry Chefs Piping - Twelve Lobsters a-Lunging

A Modern Art Lover's Christmas - Picasso in a Pear Tree - Two Arthur Doves - Three French Men - Four Multicolored Marilyns - Five Golden Sunflowers - Six Installations Replaying - Seven Calders Spinning - Eight Dali Clocks Melting - Nine Degas Dancers - Ten Galleristas Schmoozing - Eleven Pollocks Dripping - Twelve Christos Covering

A Shakespeare Lover's Christmas - A Bard in a Pear Tree - Two Star-Crossed Lovers - Three Friends, Romans, and Countrymen - Four Sweet Sonnets - Five Golden Rings Glistering - Six Men and Women Merely Playing - Seven Green-Eyed Monsters - Eight Noblewomen Getting to a Nunn’ry - Nine Ladies Protesting Too Much - Ten Lords a-Leaping - Eleven Ghosts a-Haunting - Twelfth Night Deceptions

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