Thursday, October 2, 1997

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'Twas the first night in the Dome (Football Version)

The disgust in Viking Country starts to settle in!!!

Twas the first night in December
And all throughout the Dome
Purple blood was splattered
In the place the Vikes call "home"

The Vikings could do nothing right
The Packers would not yield
The Vikes took a good ol' whoopin'
On their own home field

By the end of quarter number 3
The Viking fans went home
Leaving 40,000 empty seats
And 20,000 cheeseheads made of foam

Johnson threw like Edward Scissorhands
We were in for a long night
Without a healthy quarterback
We would lose this fight

Levens would run freely
Favre would pass to Brooks
They came in here and beat our butts
Those darn Wisconsin crooks

So now the Vikes are on the road
To Frisco they will go
A fourth sraight loss is coming
This we surely know

If the Vikes do make the playoffs
What point will there be?
Another first round exit
Just check their history

The ownership is awful
The coaches have no clue
Next year they'll play in Birmingham
For redneck fans, not you!

by Alex Smith

Subject: Twas the 1st Day of December and all throughout the dome............
From: hads@usinternet.com Date: 1997/12/02
Message-ID: <348476ee.0@news.usinternet.com>
Newsgroups: alt.sports.football.pro.gb-packers

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