Twas a Florida Christmas

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the town,no noses were frozen, no snow fluttered down,no children in flannels were tucked into bed,they all wore...

Twas A Fight Before Christmas

'Twas the "FIGHT" before Christmas when all through the house ...the tension was rising'tween in-laws and spouse.'Expecting the onslaught, she'd shopped, wrapped, and baked, Mom verged...

Politically Correct Santa

'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves,"...

Twas A California Christmas

T'was the night before Christmas in a California town, You could tell by the rock and shake of the ground. I lay in my bed, my...

50 Acts Of Kindness For Kids

Today starts the 50 Days Before Christmas and The Random Acts Of Kindness to bring us all into the upcoming holiday season with a sense of...

Twas A Parent's Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas  (12:15 am), & all thru the house, All the kids was stirring, even the mouse. The stockings were hung by the...

Twas A Month After Christmas

'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste...

Twas An AOL Christmas

T'was the night before Christmas, I just couldn't sleep. So I hopped out of bed and downstairs I did creep. I went to the kitchen in...

Santa is Pissed

WARNING ADULT CONTENT T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissedHe cussed out the elves and threw down his listMiserable little brats, ungrateful little...

Twas A Night Before Christmas Alone

Twas A Night Alone Before Christmas When all through the houseNot a creature was stirringExcept one little mouseNo children to snuggleAll snug in their bedJust silence...

A Manic Mom's Christmas Night

Twas the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode only one creature was stirring, and she was cleaning the commode. The children were finally sleeping,...

Twas The Nightmare Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the houseNot a creature was stirring, Except me and a mouse.The stocking I hung with a hope and...

Santa's Having a Bad Night

Twas the night before Christmas, And all through the house, All the stomachs were churning, Cause they ate that dumb mouse. When down through the Chimney,...

Twas' Christmas Thoughts

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse And on goes the story about Christmas...

Ten Best Uses for a Fruitcake Contest

Fruitcake Contest - "What to do with it theme" --brought to you by: GeniesHoliday Note: December 27, 2019 is National Fruitcake Day Here is the saga of...

Twas a Rescued Dog's Christmas Eve

Make a shelter dog happy this season by becoming a short-term foster home over the holidays. Check with your local animal shelter. 'Tis the night before...

Santa Claus Timeline

The man we know as Santa Claus has a history all his own. Today, he is thought of mainly as the jolly man in red, but...

A Modern 12 Days Of Christmas

The Twelve Days of Christmas Revised for the Modern World by Sarah Murray On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a...

Twas A Firefighter's Christmas Eve

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the town, the fire siren echoed blaring its sound. The firefighters came running from far and from near,...

Twas A Week Before Christmas Break for Teachers

Twas the week before Christmas Break And all through the school, All the students were out of their minds breaking rules. Kids were on Snapchat, Instagram,...

Twas The Week Before Christmas | Satellite Shelters

‘Twas the week before Christmas when all through the town, The foreman and contractors were all running around. The bid was accepted and there was so...

Twas A Dalmation's Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the crates Not a Dalmatian was stirring Not even for bait. The puppies were nestled All snug in...