Santa is Pissed

WARNING ADULT CONTENT T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed He cussed out the elves and threw down his list Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks I have good mind to scrap the whole I've busted my butt for damn near a year Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear? The old lady complains cause I work late at night The elves want more money  & the reindeer all fight! Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS And just when I thought that things would get better Those a**holes from IRS  sent me a letter! They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny Who the heck ever sends Santa Clause money? And the kids these days... they all are the pits. They want the impossible; Those mean little shits! I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls... Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's - No request for them They want computers and robots ... they think I'm IBM! If you think that's bad... just picture this Try holding those brats... with their pants full of piss They pull on my nose - they grab at my beard And if I don't smile...   their moms think I'm weird Flying through the air- dodging the trees Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees I'm quitting this job! There's just no enjoyment; I'll sit on my fat tush  and draw unemployment There's no Christmas this year_ now you know the reason; I found me a blonde.. I'm going SOUTH for the season!! I'll lay in the sun- into bed I'll get tucked And those snotty nosed brats  - can go and get  ****ed! Thanks For Visiting